Walgreens Theory

Walgreens Theory is a right wing conspiracy theory and alt right anti Semitic canard *insert Jewish word to control the weather* about how girls would like to talk around sexual intervourse.

History

The term was originally coined by Triple The Mogul after famous buch Sigal Bazal (AKA "Belize"). Historians beleive it was becasye Belize would not want to do sexual favors without taking a detour to Wallgreens first.