Walgreens Theory

Walgreens Theory is a far right wing conspiracy theory and alt right Anti Semitic canard *insert Jewish word to control the weather* about how girls would like to talk around sexual intercourse and will go to far lengths such as having detours of different locations to achieve this.

History

The term was originally coined by Triple The Mogul about famous buch Sigal Bazal (AKA "Belize"). Historians beleive it was because Belize would not want to do sexual favors without taking a detour to Wallgreens first.